Tuesday, June 7, 2011

A chotic thing I didn't do!

I'm having a horrible time on a job - contractors trying to take advantage of me.  Unfortunately, they aren't my contractors, so I can't fire their asses, but anyway, it's hot, I'm miserable and pissy, and all of a sudden I start smiling.  Why?  Because I'm remembering my boyfriend giving me another woman's underwear.

Yes everyone, I said that right.  Here is what happened:

My boyfriend is cleaning his house and as I pass my bag on the floor, I see this pair of black panties with pink hearts on the top.  Now, I would never buy underwear like this, so I pick them up (with one finger of course) and call my boyfriends name at the top of my lungs.  He comes in, and here is the conversation.

Me:  What are these?
Him: Your underwear (accompanied by a weird look)
Me: No, they aren't.
Him:  Yes they are
Me: No they aren't
He looks at me, looks at the underwear, and looks back at me and asks:  Are you sure?

As if I don't know what my own underwear looks like? 

When he realizes his mistake, the 'Oh Shit' look on his face was priceless.  Now, what I have left out of this story is that my boyfriend does his laundry at a laundry mat.  I don't know how many times I'd come home with someone elses cloths because I didn't look carefully enough in the washer or dryer.  Plus, I know he isn't cheating 100%.  So I wasn't pissed.  Still, remembering at look makes me smile. 

It's definitely going into a book someday.