Saturday, April 23, 2011

New Website

I've decided to market all of my women's fiction under the pen name of Jackie Bannon and am getting everything in line to start marketing The Jerk List.  So....
Website reorganized - Check
Business cards ordered - Check and corrected
Last edits on The Jerk List - Not Checked
Query Agents - After step 3 is checked

Now all I have to do is lose another 17 lbs so I can fit into the red dress for nationals and go through The Jerk List one last time and  WHAM - I'm submitting again!

And guess what I did this week - I went to the bathroom at work and didn't realize my skirt was tucked into my underwear.  Went right out the door and down the hall to the break room before a secretary told me.  I wonder how many people saw me and didn't say anything?  Luckily it was only for about 20 seconds, but STILL!!!  Why does this kind of stuff always happen to me?


  1. Oh, how exciting. Going to check out your site. Congrats on getting so much accomplished.

    What an embarrassing event. But sorry, too funny. Actually, it sounds like something that would happen to me too. My story is more of an aunt visit...and I was even wearing the proper stuff when it happened. Ugh.

  2. Looks great. Go girl, submit the Jerk list again--it's one of the funnest, and heart felt books I've had the pleasure to read. As for the skirt thing well --I'm still laughing. You lead an interesting life. LOL